-I am
unreasonably excited about pumpkin season in a few months. I plan to get very fat.
-I am so
unsatisfied with losing fat. It’s
working well and totally unrewarding. I
want to build, not destroy.
-I think
most beginner trainees would do better if they never heard of the squat, bench
and deadlift.
-There is no
such thing as the “big 4”, or 5, 6, 7, 9, 12, 42, 108, etc. Just stop.
-I notice
that some of Starting Strength’s most vocal supporters are people who never
followed the program.
-I still
have no idea how to do speed/dynamic effort work.
-“Training
programs” seem so weird to me now. Why
not just do what you need?
-I got a
Rogue axle as part of a craigslist bundle, and though it’s super cool, I
wouldn’t have paid for it compared to my pipe axle. The pipe just plain works.
Sorry, didn't mean to excite you
Sorry, didn't mean to excite you
-I watch
shows like “Biggest Loser” and “Extreme Weightloss” with envy. How awesome would it be to spend months with
zero obligations and all you do is train hard and eat well. How do I sign up?
-“Long arms”
is what people say to me when I beat them on the deadlift…and these are the
same people I beat on the press as well.
-The Home
Depot bucket dumbbell was a success. It
survived a 2 month training cycle and built up my technique enough to take
second place in a contest for as many reps as possible. It also made a Rogue dumbbell feel tiny.
-The Rogue
10” log was the window maker at my last contest. When you train with great equipment and
compete with bad equipment, things go bad.
Train with bad equipment and compete with good, things go well. Train at your worst to be at your best.
-I have not
pulled a sumo deadlift since 2005…should I?
-If you ever
run a strongman contest, here are 2 things you can do to make everyone happy
and make back some money: porta potties and a burger burn. The former will compete you bathrooms clean
and competitors happy, and the latter will be in high demand by competitors and
spectators alike. I am always shocked
when no one thinks to do this.
Do you REALLY want to see what these guys can do to 1 bathroom?
-This will
piss off a lot of lifters but I can’t take metal (music) seriously. It sounds like Cookie Monster singing. Blaring it at gyms/contests just makes me
giggle.
-If touch
and go is easier than dead stop, why is it that I can only touch and go when I
am fresh, and resort to dead top when I am fatigued?
-After a
heavy medley/car deadlift/anything where you were wearing tight knee
sleeves/wraps, get them off ASAP, lie on your back and start pumping your legs
as soon as you can. You need to get
blood flowing again, and the sooner you do this, the faster you recover.
-There is no
shame in actually looking like you lift weights. Some muscle might actually help make one
stronger too.
I'm just saying...
-With how
long Mark Rippetoe has been around, how much he writes, ho well looked up to
his is, etc etc, I still don’t know of a single lifter he has trained. I feel like the law of averages would dictate
at least ONE guy would come out of the wood work.
-I still
don’t count macros or calories. I think
it’s valuable to make the leap from “lean” to “bodybuilder contest ready”, but
for most people, it’s not necessary.
-I got
stronger in 2 year of competing in strongman than I did in 10 years of “lifting
weights”.
-Conditioning
is the missing element in almost all unsuccessful programs.
-Theory on
the difference between beginners and advanced trainees: advanced trainees are
strong enough that 1 or 2 big movements wipe them out, so they fill the rest of
their training sessions with small isolation work to still hit the muscles. Beginners are so weak that they can have 4
big movements in a routine and still walk away, hence why isolation work is
“not necessary”. Maybe?
-There is no
such thing as an intermediate lifter.
I imagine a few people just did this with their protein shakes
-“Eat big”
has ruined so many trainees. Eat WELL
first, then, when you can figure that out, eat big. Oh, this probably means you need to learn how
to cook a few meals.
-Those that
are adamant that you MUST train a movement to move more weight with said
movement fail to understand the difference between getting stronger versus
getting better. Strongman and crossfit
athletes often compete with implements they didn’t get a chance to train, and
somehow their training STILL got them strong on these movements.
-I don’t
know of anyone who has run Madcow or the Texas Method with results that I would
want to emulate.
-My
nutritional weakpoint is fast food and meat.
I can’t get enough of it, and I notice a lot of folks who are similar to
me in that regard seem to naturally carry more bodyfat. Conversely, those with sweet tooths seem to
carry less bodyfat naturally. I wonder
if there is a relationship?
-I have
always had better results when I did NOT time my rest periods and just went by
feel.
-Want a home
gym but “don’t have space”? Get the
Ironmind Squat/Dip rack and an Irongym door frame pull-up set. You can store everything in a closet, and now
you’ve got squats, dips, overhead, chins, deadlifts, and rows. Tell me you can’t get bigger and stronger off
of that.
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-The odds
that a form deviation in a lift is due to a muscle weakness is incredibly
slim. Most folks have all the strength
they need, they just don’t know how to employ it. Poor set-up is the biggest culprit here (not
being configured well enough to use your muscles), but lack of body awareness
can contribute as well.
-I find my
greatest asset when it comes to training and building strongman equipment is my
inability to recognize a “bad idea”.