REAL PYRAMID TRAINING: FROM BEGINNERS TO ADVANCED

Despite the article title, my intention is not to discuss starting off with high reps and ending with low or anything like that.  Pyramids are marvels of the ancient world, and when we look at them we tend to fixate on the points, but what impresses me is the base.  Think about how strong that base had to be to support the structure underneath it, how wide it had to be to create such a high point, how well built the whole thing was.  It’s the same thing in training; most folks focus too much on the end point when it comes to their training, and don’t spend enough time focusing on the broad and strong base that had to be built to support it.  Too much emphasis on the peak, not enough on the foundation.

Don't get me wrong; Washington was a great man, but he wasn't a god in human form

We witness beginner trainees racing toward higher 1rms all the time, and every time this occurs, it’s the same result: stagnation, regression, injury and burnout.  They throw more and more weight on the bar and typically do less and less in order to see these numbers rise: reducing volume as they go to compensate for a lacking work capacity, trading volume for intensity and essentially performing a de facto peaking routine, all for what?  A one time high of 1rms that rapidly crashes and declines almost immediately, leaving them practically no better than how they started.  Oh, but they have that “strength foundation” now right?  Now they can REALLY start training?  Well what the hell were they doing before?

These people are trying to build the pyramid upside down! They are starting with the peak and then, once that’s built, THEN they will actually work on the base.  What madness is this?  Clearly it is the work of ego.  These pocket pharaohs are too concerned with everyone seeing the point on their pyramid that they put no consideration into how necessary it is to build a wide and strong enough base to actually elevate it high enough to be noticed.  Right now, they’ve got a dinky triangle chilling out in the sand.  Jesus, I’m not sure how much longer I want to drag out this metaphor, but it’s getting kind of funny.

You know I'm not one to beat a joke into the ground

Alright, I’ll break from the metaphor and speak clearly here; picking only one aspect of training to focus on as a beginner is a surefire recipe for failure.  Maximal strength is a dandy quality, and if, later, one wishes to specialize in it, that’s awesome, but a beginner, by definition, is lacking in ALL qualities.  A beginner has no work capacity, terrible conditioning, poor mobility/flexibility, zero hypertrophy, poor coordination/athleticism, zero awareness of how to exert themselves, minimal pain threshold, etc etc.  ALL of these qualities need to be improved in order to have a foundation to build upon.  Deciding one is just going to focus on maximal strength and putting more and more weight on the bar while ignoring all of these qualities is no method for success, and deciding you’re just going to address those qualities later puts you WAY behind the curve.

That’s the comedy of all these internet powerlifters that talk about the importance of a beginner needing to “progress as fast as possible”; they actually go the OPPOSITE route by specializing their training WAY too early.  Yes, a beginner CAN rapidly progress compared to other trainees, which is why it’s the best time to have that beginner train EVERY quality they possibly can and make progress on ALL of them rapidly, versus overspecializing in maximal strength and wasting time trying to “milk” the gains for all it’s worth.  In the case of the latter, we witness trainees that do in fact make rapid progress, but tend to stall pretty quickly due to lacking in all of the other qualities necessary for continued success.  And rather than actually engage in some meaningful training, we witness the “strength training” charlatans of the internet advise these trainees to simply peak at this point; reducing volume in order to continue putting more weight on the bar, moving slower and slower as they go.  This is time wasted; time that could be spent actually getting stronger.

There is a reason these memes exist

Were we to instead take this trainee and have them train in a manner that emphasizes training a variety of qualities all at once, we’d have a trainee that could continue to make progress WELL beyond the first, second and third stalls notorious for new trainees on en vogue “beginner programs”.  Would they be adding weight on the bar for 5rms as often as others?  No, I suppose not.  Would they be progressing just as fast, if not faster?  Absolutely!  They would be progressing on strength in a variety of rep ranges, on their hypertrophy, on their conditioning and work capacity, on their ability to tolerate pain in higher rep ranges, on their athleticism and mobility (because instead of telling them that they need to do absolutely NOTHING in order to facilitate recovery, we’d have them recovery by actually being in shape), etc etc.  These trainees will be able to continue progressing for a LONG time, because they set up a broad and strong foundation to support themselves, and SHOULD they decide to peak like those following the “beginner programs”, they’ll find that they have the potential to peak to MUCH higher levels of maximal strength due to all of this sweat work laid out at the beginning.

Trainees don’t like to do this, because it’s not “fun”.  It’s so much more fun to watch the weight on the bar rise from workout to workout and to be able to brag about how much you lift.  Also, only doing 3-5 sets of 5 is so much easier than going in and doing a full workout with worksets, backoff sets, and assistance work.  Not doing any sort of conditioning is so much more enjoyable than breathing hard, getting sweaty, and feeling like you’re gonna throw up.  Neglecting prehab work is so much more fun than pounding away on band pull aparts wondering if they’re even doing anything.  But if getting bigger and stronger was really fun, there would be more big and strong people around.  Yeah, its super cool to say you squat 315lbs, but when you get winded going up a flight of stairs, look like you’ve never seen a gym in your life, and can’t actually apply that strength towards anything outside of the barbell squat, what the hell was the point?  If you just wanted to brag, why not just save yourself all that effort and take up lying?  

I mean...what could go wrong?

I have been guilty of this crime myself.  I have videos and articles within this very blog pleading with people to do a “beginner program” and “set up a strength foundation”, but I realize where the disconnect exists.  I followed these programs as a lifelong athlete who has spent time in the weightroom dorking around, throwing iron, and just being a meathead.  As unfocused as all that time may have been, it was STILL building the very foundation I needed in order to get stronger.  From martial arts and wrestling, I had developed a strong degree of mobility, flexibility, conditioning, and some basic strength.  From hanging around the high school and college weightroom and just doing what sounded good, I had built up some hypertrophy and strength in a variety of angles.  Once I engaged in a beginner abbreviated program, my lifts took off, because I was able to take this broad and strong foundation and peak it toward something with focus.  Yeah, I was a beginner lifter, but I wasn’t a beginner athlete.  THAT’S the difference.  If you are a beginner towards working out in general, you need to build up a LOT of qualities before you specialize in lifting for maximal loads.  Even if your goal IS to lift maximal loads, this foundation is still necessary, and those qualities STILL need to get some attention during your offseason.  Overspecialization leads to stagnation, regression and injury, while focusing on keeping your base broad and strong allows for bigger and higher peaks.

Don’t build your pyramid upside down.  Get your base as broad and strong as you possibly can at the start, and once you’ve got that down, you can start to narrow it down, specialize, and peak it high.

BUILDING WILLPOWER

I have been asked on numerous occasions how one goes about building willpower.  People perceive me as someone who has a substantial amount of willpower due to the amount of pain and misery I tend to inflict upon myself in my pursuit of training, along with how I’ve trained around and through numerous injuries.  Their belief is that I’ve acquired a large amount of willpower through some sort of process, and that it is something that can be replicated in order for others to do the same.  In reality, similar to my discussion on the impact of priorities to willpower, I find that willpower is more the product of one’s psychology and philosophy rather than a quality that can be directly increased.

But I suppose doing something like this couldn't hurt.

In my experience, one of the keys to possessing large amounts of willpower is an understanding that one’s body is not one’s self.  “Self” is an entity entirely separate from the body.  The body houses the self, but is in no way the manifestation of the self.  In fact, the body is what LIMITS the self.  We have our own ideal image of ourselves, but our body limits us from achieving that ideal, because the body is imperfect.  This understanding is crucial in the quest for willpower, for it is the foundation for one of the key elements of willpower: resentment.  Specifically, we experience self-resentment, for we resent our bodies for not being what we envision as our “selves”.  As much as we have been conditioned to believe that self-resentment is a negative quality, we must understand that resentment is in fact crucial to the “creation” of willpower.  Resentment is inherently a lack of satisfaction, and a satisfied man has no need for willpower.  For what would a satisfied man will toward?  He would have no need.

 This base of self-resentment segues into understanding exactly what an act of willpower is: an act against one’s nature.  As I’ve written before, one needs no willpower to do something that they want.  Acting in accordance with our desires in completely natural, to the point that many religious groups decided to make such acts “sins” as a means of instilling a sense of morality and provide some means of controlling a population.  For you Hobbes fans out there, the state of nature was reported to be solitary, nasty, poor, brutish and short because it was a constant state of war, as man fought against each other for resources to ensure survival.  Despite the hardships, that was not a life of willpower.  Willpower would be required for one to EXIT the state of nature and form the social contract, because it would mean acting against one’s base desires and drives and performing an action that seems entirely alien.  Why is this understanding important?  Because it’s indicative of the reality that, to have willpower, one must resent their current self more than they enjoy chasing their desires.

I mean, does this scream "willpower" or what?!

Overcoming out instincts (what many perceive to be an act of willpower) necessitates that one have so much self-resentment that it overcomes one’s self-preservation instincts.  Essentially, one has to be so unsatisfied with the way that their body is limiting their expression of their self that there are NO risks in any actions.  Either the body is broken, or the body improves; either is an acceptable outcome.  Why would one want to preserve something that they resent with every fiber of their being?  Why would one have any desire to spare their body pain, misery, torment, anguish, damage, fatigue, and ultimately destruction, when it is the body that prevents one from being their true self?  When one resents everything that their body stands for, they will find no difficulty doing whatever it takes to change it, in whatever way that happens.

Once all of this occurs under the hood, we witness “willpower” occurring.  Specifically, when one is in the process of either destroying or improving their bodies, they meet resistance in the form of pain, fatigue, sickness, injury, etc.  When one resents their body to the point that they are willing to destroy it, resistance of any form should result in anger.  Resistance is the body striving to maintain the status quo and deny you your ability to express your true self.  It is opposing you in your goal.  This SHOULD make you angry.  The absence of anger in this situation is indicative that one lacks the proper amount of resentment in order to affect change ON their body.  Once this anger takes hole, willpower occurs.  One feels the pain, injury, fatigue, sickenss, etc, and their rage drives them to push through and conquer the body as it tries to fight back.  The body is not the self; it is the enemy OF the self.

AS much as it pains me, there is a reason that Professor X always won these fights

We understand now that building willpower is simply building resentment.  In turn, resentment is built by increasing the divide between the body and the self.  The further this divide, the greater the amount of resentment, which in turn means the greater the amount of willpower demonstrated.  One who is content with how their body represents themselves will have no need for willpower to affect change.  One whose self is only marginally different from what their body represents will only have a marginal amount of willpower.  However, for those where the chasm between their self and their body is enormous, their amount of willpower will appear immeasurable, for they possess enough resentment to overcome vast amounts of pain, suffering, fatigue, injury and anguish.  In order to "build willpower", we must build the self.  We must envision our self to be truly unstoppable.

This is my “secret” to willpower.  Yes, it is unbalanced and unhinged, but it works.  Make no mistake; just because I resent my body doesn’t mean I have low self-esteem.  It’s actually the opposite; my self-esteem is far too great. I think far too highly of my “self”.  In my mind, I am the Juggernaut, Superman, Samson and Hercules, and the only thing holding me back is my body.  My neighbors think I’m a lunatic, because during conditioning sessions, they’ve heard me swearing at my body, telling it to harden the f**k up, strap in and hold on because I’m not quitting until the session is over, and f**k everything it has ever stood for.  When I blew out my knee, I blew it out because my “self” was greater than my body, and consequently I spent the next 6 months angry at my knee.  How DARE it try to deprive me of myself.  How DARE it hold me back.  And I punished it with no rest, constant training, and WILLING it to heal.

Still don't understand these folks that can't squat because of "bad knees"

The Hulk had it right.  “That’s my secret; I’m always angry.”