This is the year that I turn 40, and upon that happening I’ll have been training for 26 years, which is longer than some of my readers have been alive, and also marks 13 years of writing this blog (of which, I’ve had many accomplished trainees tell me they loved reading this back when they were starting in high school, which makes me feel REAL old). I say all this because I’m going to pull my old-man card for this one, and I felt the need to establish my credentials in that regard. But, in somewhat predicable fashion, I’m going to flip the script here on this rant, because rather than doing the typical old-man thing of telling you how much harder we all had it back in the day compared to you spoiled youngsters, I’m going to cop to the fact that: I had it easier. No question about it: I am SO thankful I came up in the era I came up in as far as it relates to physical transformation, because I cannot even imagine trying to navigate the current minefield you “in your prime” trainees are having to endure. No question about it: between you and me, I had it far easier.
Yup, it's gonna be a lot of this
This
revelation came about as I was contemplating my early years of training, when I
put on the majority of my muscle, as is what is SUPPOSED to be the typical
fashion when it comes to training. Those
first few years are SUPPOSED to be the most transformative ones, as we receive
the biggest return on investment as far as gains per time spent training, after
which time diminishing returns kick in and we fight tooth and nail for every
last scrap of muscle. HOWEVER, in modern
times, we observe MANY trainees that are on the Starting Strength wagon for
YEARS and still haven’t really scratched the surface of significant gains. These trainees fear “squandering their noobie
gains”, wondering if perhaps they are just genetically inferior and destined to
be skinny-fat, having already reached 90% of their max potential because they
hit the magical “2 years of training” mark, with everything from here on out
being just nickels and dimes. What is it
that was different between us?
Here I am, at age 17, wrestling at a massive 158lbs at 5'9, and clearly already bitten by the iron bug |
For one,
starting out, there was zero expectation of me ever being ripped, diced, cut,
sliced, etc etc. Primarily because, there was zero expectation for me to be
seen without my shirt on, unless I was at a pool or the beach. And even though I grew up in San Diego,
shirtless opportunities were still not plentiful (the Pacific is frickin’ cold,
and we get “June Gloom” in the summer).
There was zero social media, the internet itself was archaic (hello
dial-up modems), I didn’t have a digital camera until college, and it used
FLOPPY DISKS to store the images, which we would then put into a disk drive on
the computer in order to download the files, with nowhere to UPLOAD them: at
best we could just e-mail them directly to someone. Because of all of this, I never worried about
how I looked with my shirt OFF: I was concerned with how I looked with my shirt
ON. And THAT meant that I needed to
build some goddamn muscle! I didn’t need
to concern myself with if I was getting sloppy, losing my abs (what abs?!), not
photoshoot ready: etc. I was concerned
with making sure that my arms filled out my shirtsleeves, my pecs protruded
tight against my t-shirts (Cody from Final Fight still holds an ideal physique
to me) and that my traps were visible from all angles. I still remember coming home from my first
semester of college, during winter break, when I put on 12lbs having gained
access to the college dinning hall AND weight room, and two separate
individuals made the comment to me “You got shoulders!”, and how genuinely
positive it was to receive that recognition.
No one would have cared if I was rocking an 8-pack under that t-shirt:
they were agog at the sheer physicals size I possessed.
It helped that my role models were also just beefy, rather than diced
Which meant
that training and nutrition sorted themselves out incredibly simply during the
beginning. Having no access to social
media and limited internet resources in general (I learned a LOT on the
Gamefaqs Martial Arts message board of all places), about the only thing I had
to learn from was muscle mags and fellow meatheads in the gym. I distinctly remember picking up a copy of
Muscle and Fitness at the airport flying back to college one year and reading
an article about how Phil Baroni trained his arms and deciding to create my own
bodybuilding split to run upon landing, which I used to STILL get bigger and
stronger, despite how “bad” the program was.
And when it came time to eat, I let my appetite determine how MUCH I
ate, while WHAT I ate was guided by a very primitive understanding of
nutrition. It was the early 2000s and
Atkins was big, so I KNEW that I needed protein if I wanted to grow, so that’s
what I ate. Cheeseburgers with no buns
(but with sugary ketchup), Chicken Strips (I didn’t realize that they were
breaded meaning…they had bread on them), delimeats and cheese with no bread on
sandwich days, peanut butter by the bowlful (I kept getting told it had “the
good fats” and was a good source of protein…), chicken wings, the dinning hall
breakfast of “egg loaf” (it’s what happens to powdered eggs) and all the bacon
and sausage I could ever want, etc etc.
And yeah, looking back on it now, there are SO many things I would have
changed and done differently, but at the same time, looking at how it
WORKED…maybe I didn’t need to.
mmmm...eggloaf. But hey, when you're away form home, you'll let ANYONE do the cooking
Because I
had it so much easier than you do now. I
had SO little noise to deal with, even IF I had so little signal as well. All I had to do was train hard, and then eat
“protein” until I wasn’t hungry, and somehow I kept getting bigger and
stronger. I’d go to different gyms that had different equipment and I’d play
with them, and the new stimulus would keep me growing. I spent time between college and home, which
periodized my workout for me, forcing me to pick different goals to train for
when I was home because I didn’t have the same equipment as I had in
college. I also had even better food
there too! And there was no pressure on
me to look like a model 365 days a year: summers would roll around and I’d lean
out as I did more activity, and then I’d get back to school in the fall and
gain with the dinning hall, cold weather, and big iron.
YOU have it
SO much harder these days. You’re
convinced that EVERYONE is walking around at 4% bodyfat year round, because of
the bevy of fitness influencers out there that refuse to put on an ounce of
bodyfat for fear that they’ll lose the majority of their subscribers. Hell, these tricks aren’t new: there were
bodybuilders in the 70s that would get contest ready and take THOUSANDS of
photos and then slowly trickle them out to magazines over the months to create
the ILLUSION that they were year-round ripped, and they did this SPECIFICALLY
to mindf**k their opponents into staying TOO lean during the off season while
they focused on growing and gaining to come in looking even better. Now the malice behind the sabotage has a
different flavor: they’re not sabotaging you to make THEM look better, but to
make themselves richer! But either way,
you pay the price with your gains. If
you’d just be comfortable NOT having your shirt off all the time, maybe you
could focus on just getting jacked and huge for a bit and THEN spend some time
leaning out. Actually have a slab of
marble to chisel away at before you try to build a sculpture.
And how are
you going to carve that sculpture anyway?
Oh my goodness, you have SO many training approaches to choose from, and
all of them are wrong AND right at the exact same time, and everyone has the
best method and every other method is garbage.
One of the biggest issues is the binary and hyperbolic nature of the
dialog around training: things are either awesome or they suck. There’s no acceptable middleground of “this
training program will be good enough”, because we don’t like having moderation
and civility on the internet. Everything
HAS to be polarized, all decisions HAVE to be crucial and we all must belong to
certain camps. And again, I wasn’t
immune to this growing up: we just did this stupid crap over video game
systems. You were either a Nintendo fan
or a Sega fan, or you were rich and had both, but OTHERWISE, you had to make
sure that YOUR system was the absolute best and the other one was total
garbage, because how else could you placate yourself over your purchase
decision? The only way to ward off that
buyer’s remorse was to trash the other system, and that’s exactly what we see
in the realm of training. It’s FOMO
(fear of missing out) taken to its inevitable extreme of lashing out AGAINST
anything that could possibly contradict your own methodology, because we HAD to
have selected the absolute best method for physical transformation. Meanwhile, I was picking up bodybuilding tips
from a not-awesome MMA fighter…
And oh my
goodness, everything I said about training applies doubly to nutrition. Nutrition is effectively religion: and if you
speak out against someone’s faith, you’re going to be in for an earful. I was ALREADY fringe for “following” Atkin’s
in the late 90s/early 2000s, which really just boiled down to not eating bread
or sugar (Vinnie Tortorich’s “No Sugar/No Grain” really needed to be bigger
then). Now, I’m of course a lunatic for
eating carnivore, but I’m among other fellow lunatics with keto, vegan,
Mediterranean, IIFYM, Vertical Diet, Dukan Diet, Zone Diet, pescatarian, gluten
free, etc etc. We just had to deal with
the constant fluctuation on if eggs were good for us or bad for us every few
months: YOU have “keto bread”, of all things, and “protein donuts” and all
sorts of charlatans looking to make a buck off your gullibility. How do you know what to eat for
breakfast? Do you even eat
breakfast? Aren’t you doing intermittent
fasting? Or are you supposed to eat
every 3 hours?
Honestly, I should have listened to more cartoons growing up...
Allow me to
even touch on supplements here. You may
THINK you actually have it better, because you have access to a WIDE variety of
protein powders that DON’T taste like wallpaper paste (I grew up with 2
flavors: vanilla and chocolate, which meant I grew up with ONE flavor, because
NO ONE liked the vanilla flavor), but honestly: this sucks for you. Because now you have to contend with the
TEMPTATION behind all these wonderfully artificially flavored concoctions that
are out there. The temptation to not eat
actual real honest to goodness whole food and just drink your yummy fruity
pebbles flavored protein powder that is fortified with all sorts of vitamins
and minerals (and a graduate thesis worth of other ingredients) has got to be
overwhelming and, in turn, prevents you from eating those things that may
actually make you grow! A thick steak,
with some animal fat attached to it, is going to have so much more going for it
than a few scoops of whey mixed in water when it comes to transforming
yourself. Our protein supplements were
so unenjoyable that we ONLY ever considered drinking them after a workout, and
that was because we had been hoodwinked since the 60s to believe in the
“anabolic window” (which is why I ate sweet tarts with my protein shake: because
the dextrose and maltodextrin was going to drive that protein RIGHT into my
muscles). Otherwise, it was unfathomable
to miss a meal and just have a shake or a bar (oh my goodness protein bars were
horrible back then). Now? Now you HAVE to have discipline in order to
not live in a Soylent Green universe where all food you consume is just
hyperprocessed crap because “it’s got good macros”.
I'm not even going to touch pre-workouts...
Young,
current trainees, YOU, my friends, have got it rough. YOU are the ones that get to tell me that you
had to walk uphill in the snow both ways in order to get the gains. You have SO much more to deal with that is
taking you off course and sapping your growth.
But perhaps all is not lost!
Perhaps you can take these lessons from the past in order to secure your
future! Much like how Super Squats
guided me in my senior year of college to learn how to push hard and drink my
gallon of milk a day, perhaps you can shut off the social media, tune out the
noise, and rock it 90s, 80s, 70s and 60s style: growing big and strong and
eating well. Perhaps we can just go back
to a simpler time and leave all that complexity for those that are pre-occupied
with being “optimal” to the point that they’re watching their best training
years completely pass them by. Perhaps
YOU can have it easier too!
I remember my first days in the gym. None of my friends in the area did this and I had no idea what to do. I just went into the gym, looked around and for the first couple of weeks I circled through all the machines.
ReplyDeleteThat worked well enough, as something is better than nothing. Apparently I seemed eager enough to get the first old guys nudging me into a direction and I started on variations of the bro split - which is still my favorite split (but haven't done it in forever).
I can relate to the wallpaper protein, do this day chocolate is the only flavor I dare to use. Sometimes I get wild and try "double chocolate" or even "triple chocolate" xD
I was a fat boy (mid-90s fat boy) when I was 10 and I asked my parents how I could be less fat. The diet advice was "eat half of what you eat now and maybe don't drink calories". The "drink calories" part knocked my 10 year old ass to the floor. The idea that fluids could make me fat was wild. All that said, I ate half, had a lot less fluid calories and used my inline skates to go everywhere - and it worked. It was a simple approach, no overthinking, no "optimal" diet in the way. Just ownership and execution of the plan.
It's amazing how deep those vanilla scars run, haha. And dude, in all my nutrition talks, I've TOTALLY forgotten how big "drinking calories" was in my fat kid life. I LIVED off Koolaid, and I knew EXACTLY how to make it: 2 HEAPING cups of sugar in a 2 liter pitcher with a packet of koolaid. Liquid diabetes, haha. IT's amazing how much those simple tips go a LONG way. Same with "eat half of what you do now". I went in a 1/3 direction and got similar results. From 6 slices of pizza to 2: from a triple cheeseburger to a single. It's like magic!
DeleteAmazing how valuable those lessons were.
Turning 30 this year and it's with a slight grimace as I nod along to this article. I spent the better part of the past 15 years sucking down "research" and planting myself firmly in the category of "can't pick a path unless I map out the most optimal route". Only been the past few years, with very heavy influence from you and guys like Eric Bugenhagen, that I've actually made progress by *gasp* just full sending it and moving heavy weight. And it turns out it's easier to course correct when you are actually in motion.
ReplyDeleteSo glad you were able to come to that realization before you hit that 30 there dude! You got your best years ahead, and a good north star there.
DeleteTurning 48 this year, and I agree. Things were simpler back then. Fewer choices, fewer voices. Just move heavy stuff and work hard until you're spent, then eat something healthy. And now in my dotage, I find this simplicity refreshing and just focus on the effort (pretty sure you've discussed this once or twice ...). Heavier weight, more reps, less rest, etc. Any improvement is just that - an improvement - and should be appreciated.
ReplyDeleteAs Jacked above mentioned, picking a path and giving it your all is the way to go. Thankfully for many of us, Wendler and others did all the smart work ahead of time so we don't even have to think. We just have to push, pull, hold, carry and eat - and lather, rinse and repeat.
Hell yeah brother! Why not just copy the smart kid's homework there. Too many people want to reinvent the wheel.
DeleteFocusing on the effort is so crucial. If you're working hard, you'll get results. This is one of the few places in life where that holds true: milk it.
I think it's important to dip into the now, get cluster-fucked and then get back to basics. i call that intellectual progressive overload!
ReplyDeleteHah! I do something similar as an introvert. Occasionally, I go to a county fair or some other mass gathering of humanity to remind me why I don't do it more often.
DeleteIt’s definitely overwhelming dealing with the massive amounts of routines and science when it comes to lifting. After years of stagnation and program hopping I decided I had enough, so now I’ve started an old school routine from Stuart McRobert that’s completely counterintuitive so I can get over my “optimal” routine obsession. Only two workouts a week and each exercise is only done once a week for three sets.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds crazy to me but I’m going to give it my all, and if it doesn’t work out at least I learned something. Besides I wasn’t making much progress in the first place anyway lol
That is such an awesome mentality! I'm excited for you: those old programs are just a blast for being so different.
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