Writing my titles in all caps actually handicapped me on this one, because I want to place emphasis on the word “is” here, to state that the method IS the goal, in much the same way that chaos IS the plan. This is something I realize has always set me apart from the majority of those pursuing physical transformation in this current era, and, truthfully, I cannot explain where or why I developed this mindset: it just always seems to have been there. Perhaps it was from years of growing up watching training montages, because that’s what the majority of movies were in the late 80s and early 90s, but it’s very much been a matter for me of focusing on the journey rather than the destination. But even under that lens, we observe trainees who may purport the same ideology and still come to differing conclusions, claiming that the end state will merely be a consequence of the methodology yet still end up mired in all the wrong details and, subsequently, the wrong methodology. Honestly, I’ve dug myself into a hole with this introduction, so now, allow me to dig myself back out by explaining what the hell it is that I am talking about.
In the realm
of physical transformation, there is an abundance of methods out there that one
can employ to achieve success. In this
post internet boon especially, there is no shortage of training and nutritional
protocols available to anyone, completely free and instantly accessible, for
any possible training goal. Some of
these are even good! While some are, of
course, and absolute dumpster fire put together by a charlatan with no
qualifications whatsoever relying purely on the naivete of neophytes in the
world of physical transformation who are easily hookwinked and refuse to put in
a minute of research before buying off on the next miracle snakeoil. But grumpy old man ranting aside, even before
the net, there was STILL a wild abundance of training and nutritional
methodologies available, from the wild musings of part time genius and part
time lunatic Vince Gironda to Arnold’s (most likely ghostwritten) Encyclopedia
of Modern Bodybuilding to the Bob Hoffman York Barbell Club approach to the
works of John McCallum in Strength and Health, etc etc. And again: ALL of these methods were
achieving success, so long as one variable was controlled: compliance. Yes, as I wrote quite recently: compliance
remains the science.
Ok, so THAT
having been established, here is where trainees tend to fall off a cliff. A trainee decides that their goal is to gain
muscle. In doing so, they determine that
the method to get there is to put on .5lbs per week, because that is,
apparently, the maximal amount of bodyweight one can put on in a week to ensure
that they are gaining maximal muscle and minimal fat. Minimal fat gain is, of course, crucial for
the muscle building process because…actually, I’m not sure why. Isn’t that the reason we follow it up with a
cut phase? OH, that’s right: no one
wants to do those anymore because…well, the reason they SAY is because it’s
better to have longer sustained gaining cycles so it’s ideal to put on as
little fat as possible so one can gain indefinitely…but I surmise the truth is
because they perceive cutting as “hard” because it means NOT eating yummy food
all the time. And though it feels like
I’m digressing, this actually takes me right to my point here: the goal has
been lost because the method was never really established in the first
place. This trainee started off with an
alleged goal of “muscle gain” which instantly transpired into a goal of
“minimize fat gain”: NOT the same thing as “gain muscle”. Because one of the BEST ways to minimize fat
gain is to LOSE fat by undereating…which is EXACTLY what these trainees end up
doing in their alleged muscle gaining phases.
They undereat, in fear of exceeding their .5lbs per week threshold
because they’re actually working a separate sub-goal that opposes the primary
goal and end up squandering an entire training phase, spinning their wheels for
months on end and NOW they’re just exhausted from all the hard training without
adequate nutrition.
For some
reason, this wasn’t how I operated.
Instead, I always focused on the method.
I’d state that my goal was to gain muscle, and then I’d pick a PROGRAM
that was supposed to get me there. 5/3/1
BBB, Super Squats, Mass Made Simple, Deep Water, Tactical Barbell Mass
Protocol, DoggCrapp, Building the Monolith, etc, all of these methods were the
methods for success. From there, outside
of Super Squats, wherein I was specifically seeing if I COULD put on 30lbs in 6
weeks (spoilers: I got 12, which was still awesome), I honestly never bothered
to weigh myself during the process. My
goal was to gain muscle, and my method was selected, and, in turn, NOW my goal
was to FOLLOW THE METHOD. And, in truth,
with so many of these programs being just psychotically challenging, my goal
was to SURVIVE the method, which meant that the eating portion sorted itself
out completely. I just dedicated myself
to eating as much as I needed to eat in order to be able to get through the
next workout and, eventually, through the entirety of the program. I didn’t care about my bodyweight: I cared
about building enough muscle to be able to tackle the weights of the next
workout. And, in turn, whenever I
completed these methods, there was never any doubt that I had put on muscle at
the end. For 5/3/1 BBB specifically, I
remember that my physique had so radically transformed that my wife’s
co-worker, who hadn’t seen me since I started the program, legit thought that
my wife got divorced and re-married since I’d last seen him. He then immediately demanded I share the
program with him, and in my mind he set off on his own 5/3/1 journey and
achieved success…it’s at least a good story.
But making
the method the goal doesn’t have to relate to psychotically challenging gaining
programs: this can totally fit in with Dan John’s “park bench” workouts AND
nutrition for that matter. So often,
trainees end up in some sort of state of ennui whenever “the big event”
ends. It could be an actual physical
competition, or some sort of beach vacation where they wanted to look their
best, or the completion of one of the above programs, but either way they find
themselves listless and lost yet NOT looking for yet another challenge to
overcome. Well why not make the method
the goal here? Why not say “For the next
6 weeks, I’m only going to allow myself to miss 1 workout, and only 2 meals
will be off-plan”? What will be the
results of this level of dedication? Who
cares: don’t worry about the outcome, don’t make THAT the goal: make the method
the goal. Because, in truth, we ALL know
that dedicated compliance TO training and nutrition will always yield SOME sort
of positive: it just simply doesn’t need to be one that is stringently
measured. If you tell yourself that you
HAVE to lose .5lbs a week or else your diet and training has failed you, you’ll
end up stressing yourself out with every small jump up in water weight or
accidental salt overload. But if you
decide that you’re going to give the Warrior Diet a fair 30 day trial of strict
adherence while hitting Easy Strength for Fat Loss 5 days a week, at the end of
those 30 days you’ll absolutely see positive results of SOME type and, from
there, be able to dedicate yourself to the NEXT method.
This is more like "park bench space shuttle bench"
Perhaps this
is, in reality, a discussion of faith.
When I undertook these programs, I had full faith in their ability to
produce results, so long as I followed them diligently, in much the same way
those that ascribe to a religious dogma believe they will be granted their
eternal reward with their own adherence, or how those bonded by marriage
(ideally) have faith in their partner to remain…faithful. And, continuing on with that analogy, you
have those in marriages held together by the thinnest of strings wherein one or
both partners are constantly doubting the faithfulness of the other, constantly
checking on them, spying, doubting and, ultimately, not experiencing marital
bliss, or the follower of a religion who finds their faith shaken, full of
doubt and angst. Those latter people are
the ones chained to the scale, constantly monitoring the results of their
“adherence” to the method, questioning all outputs and wondering if they are
actually moving toward their purported goal.
If these folks simply had faith in the method, they could make the
method the goal, prioritize compliance, and observe the outcome that results
from putting consistent effort in over a long enough timeline.
And, to
question these questioners: why WOULD you undertake a method if you had no
faith in its ability to succeed? Therein
is the first mistake on this journey. I
never assumed it was the method that was broken: I figured I had to be the one
that was screwing things up if I wasn’t getting the results I wanted. And if there WAS a method I had no faith in
(hello Mike Mentzer’s HIT and high carb diets), I didn’t follow them. It didn’t matter if the whole world told me
that something HAD to work: if it didn’t win my faith, I wouldn’t follow
it. It’s why I HAVE gone off on some of
the wildest training and nutrition protocols possible, to include my current
approach wherein I’m explicitly ignoring the excellent advice by K. Black and
following his Mass Protocol with a Carnivore Diet: because I am, quite frankly,
not a smart man but I am VERY good at being absolutely loony tunes bonkers and
bending reality to my will to make my kaleidoscope of fractured reasoning achieve
my desired outcomes. I am drawn to these
wild and whacky methods, I invest my faith in them, and I make experiencing
them the goal, and in doing so I achieve the goal I set out for.
Sometimes faith can be a little confusing
Make the
method the goal. Make it your goal to
see it through to the best of your ability, and observe the outcome.