Thursday, December 19, 2024

DON’T SKIP THE SIDEQUESTS

Anyone who has regularly read this blog most likely knows that my favorite genre of video game is role-playing game (RPG), with an affinity in particular toward western RPGs, because they will allow me to live out my power fantasies and develop a stupidly overstrong character at the expense of all other variables and attributes.  I like Japanese RPGs too, of course, and between those two, my favorite games include the original Fallout, Baldur’s Gate II, Final Fantasy 6 and 7, with, of course, several other honorable mentions, but this is supposed to be a blog about physical transformation rather than video games, so I’ll try to wrangle this back on topic.  What tends to appeal to many RPG fans is that your characters “level up” over time: through the acquisition of experience points, accumulated through a combination of accomplishing objectives and winning battles, the characters in your game get stronger, hardier, more powerful, and more able.  It’s awesome and rewarding to watch your characters grow from those that could get one-shotted by a rogue pack of goblins to a total world ender by the end of the game.  However, in mentioning “by the end of the game”, we acknowledge the fact that these games HAVE beginnings and ends, and between the two points exists the “main quest”, which is supposed to drive you from point to point…but OFF that beat path lay the “side quests”. And folks: we must NOT skip those side quests.  For WITHOUT these quests, we’ll never BECOME that world ender: we simply won’t realize our REAL potential.



If it wasn't true, they wouldn't make memes out of it



 

Alright, so what the hell is a side quest?  Again, western or Japanese RPG, BOTH have a main quest that you need to solve.  Typically, there’s one mega-bad guy that needs to be destroyed.  HOWEVER, along the way, you encounter side quests: jobs/tasks you don’t HAVE to do in order to accomplish the main quest, but if you do them, you get more experience points or goodies (new weapons/armor/items/etc).  These can be as menial as performing pest control to kill some rats to rescuing someone’s children from a group of bandits to deciphering from ancient magical code to all sorts of other stuff, but they’re not required in order to beat the game: they’re just there in case you want to do something else.  However, in DOING these quests, you will end up SO much more powerful by the end of the game compared to if you just try to blitz through to the end of the main quest…and such is true in the realm of physical transformation.

 

I’ve competed in strength sports since 2010, starting with powerlifting, transitioning to strongman, and now I have some recent forays into grappling as well.  It’d be easier to consider the competitions the “main quest” of my training life…but those competitions only happen so frequently.  I can’t ALWAYS be competing.  Additionally, I’ve witnessed first hand what happens when I spend too long in a competition prep phase, as I was training for one comp that ended up getting canceled and then just signed up for another one 2 months later and kept up the same training style.  When it was done, I was so physically broken from the prep that it took about 12 weeks to finally get my body healed up enough to be able to train regularly.  Just like blitzing through the main quest, I got to the “boss fight” and was so woefully underleveled that it took just about everything out of me to win, expending all my value healing items/elixirs and having to spend time grinding again so I could have enough wealth to continue.  Enter: the side quest.



Racing to the end doesn't matter if you get killed by the boss

 


What’s a side quest in the world of physical transformation?  They’re those little challenges we set for ourselves OUTSIDE of whatever our main quest is in the realm of physical transformation that allow us to get bigger/stronger/more powerful WITHOUT advancing the main quest.  Examples would include running the Super Squats program, or Deep Water, or Mass Made Simple, but it doesn’t HAVE to be a program that absolutely crushes your soul.  ANOTHER challenge could be the challenge of actually maintaining program compliance for a WHOLE program.  Not deviating, changing it, “improving it”, etc.  Stack together 12 consecutive cycles of 5/3/1 or Tactical Barbell in a row following the instructions to the letter, or 1 entire year of Conjugate or DoggCrapp.  You could even combine the two, and follow Dan John’s park bench-bus bench thought process of doing 8 weeks of Easy Strength into 6 weeks of Mass Made Simple into another 8 Weeks of Easy Strength into 8 weeks of the Armor Building Formula into 8 weeks of Easy Strength into 4 weeks of the 10k Swing Challenge, not missing a single workout, doing it EXACTLY as laid out, and ALSO getting absolutely crushed during MMS and the 10k swing.  To say nothing of a nutritional intervention side quest, wherein you decide to try out the Velocity Diet, the Vertical Diet, the Steak and Eggs diet, the Carnivore Diet, Intermittent Fasting, Warrior Diet, Ketogenic Diet (in tasty traditional, cyclical and targeted fashions), Apex Predator Diet, Feast/Famine/Ferocity, possibilities abound! 

 

We gain quite literal experience in these instances: it’s no longer about points serving as a proxy to simulate the effect of growth.  And we also grow!  This is real life leveling up! These side quests allow us to experiment, discover new ideas, find out what works and what doesn’t work, and it does so under the codifications of a carefully worked out construction that establishes bumpers and guidelines for us.  For what is the alternative?  In the world of RPGs, that is simply “grinding”: wondering aimlessly through the world, looking for random encounters with roving bands of enemies and defeating them over and over while you SLOWLY accumulate some experience to force some level progressions.  It’s WHY it’s called “grinding”.  It never pays off as much as a side quest, and it’s typically something we resort to when the side quests are all dried up.  In the world of physical transformation, grinding are those periods of training/dieting ennui, where we are just going through the motions or, even worse, when we are left to our own devices and go make up our own training which “seems like a good idea” and just end up getting stupidly hurt, overfatigued, and regress while leaning nothing of value.


Yup

 


Don’t be in a rush to complete the main quest, because once you do, the game is over and you don’t get to play any more.  If you really are having fun playing the game, why not play as much of it as possible?  And grinding isn’t “playing the game”: no one has fun doing that.  But side quests?  Quite often, they can end up being more fun than the main quest itself!  Quite often, THESE are the quests that we remember when looking back fondly at our memories of the game: they’re the quests we talk about with others who enjoyed the game, marveling at some of the twists and turns, the unexpected rewards, the feeling of satisfaction when we take our time to achieve these objectives before returning to the main quest and realizing just how powerful we’ve become through tackling these side quests.  They’re not “add ons”, they’re not annoyances: these are there to enhance our experience and really allow us to fully enjoy our game.      

Monday, December 9, 2024

COMPETITOIN WRITE UP: SUBMISSION CHALLENGE 8 DEC 2024, OMAHA NEBRASKA, MEN'S MASTERS 1 171-185LB WHITE BELT

 

**INTRO AND SPOILERS**

 

It's a gaining phase, and I'm eating EVERYTHING



Once again, I have competed in a grappling competition, despite the fact I DON’T train in grappling.  The martial art I currently train in, Tang Soo Do, is primarily a striking martial art, with a heavy base from Shotokan (which is why it’s referred to as “Korean Karate”), that includes what could best be described as “situational grappling”, but what Matt Thorton (there’s a blast from the past) would describe as “dead training”.  Basically, the only time I get to grapple is when I compete at these things, as I’m otherwise relying on high school wrestling instincts and brief MMA training that I stopped doing when I was 21…and now I’m 39…so yeah…

 

But, relying on just that, and a LOT of strength and conditioning, I managed to take home another gold medal in the Men’s Masters 1 White Belt 171-185lb division.  That was actually me stepping UP, as I’m technically a Masters 2 athlete…because I’m getting too damn old.  There was one other guy in the division, so we were paired off in a “best of 3” match up, which, from this, you can tell that I won 2 matches, but I’ll leave the HOW I won as a bit of a surprise. 

 

**TRAINING**


Yeah, that's about right


 

Of course, I did zero grappling leading up to this grappling competition.  I’ve been advised by many people that this would improve my ability to grapple, but it’s a question of bandwidth for me. 

 

Instead, I’ve been following the Tactical Barbell Mass Protocol, as detailed in my most recent blog post.  This did result in me coming into this competition much heavier than before, weighing in at 185.6 in full sweats with a full belly, whereas before it was more like 181 with all that AND 40oz of tea/electrolytes in me.  I felt like coming in bigger and stronger would help.

 

Mass protocol doesn’t push conditioning too terribly hard, but I’ve been diligent about keeping my rest periods short, and I feel like that all helped me maintain a solid conditioning level coming into this.

 

 

**NUTRITION**

 

I'm pretty much following these guys for grappling techniques; might as well go with nutrition



I’ve stuck with my “protein sparing modified intermittent feasting” carnivore protocol for weekdays, and 2 meals a day (breakfast and dinner) on weekends.  Since this competition was on Sunday, I had a hearty breakfast on Saturday (2 omelets filled with some leftover thanksgiving turkey with swiss cheese, covered in grassfed sour cream, beef bacon, grassfed beef hot dog, some grassfed cottage cheese and pork cracklin) with a lighter dinner of 6 beef patties with butter from Culver’s.  Sunday Morning, I had my traditional pre-competition meal of steak and eggs.   And if you’re really curious, I had a full rack of ribs (no sauce), pulled pork, scrambled eggs and grassfed cottage cheese on Friday evening.  I stuck with beef for Saturday and Sunday because I find pork can make me somewhat inflamed, and I didn’t want to deal with holding water leading into the weigh in.

 

Saturday Dinner

Morning of comp Breakfast



Friday Dinner

Saturday Breakfast


 

**MORNING OF**


Gotta get started early


 

Where in my past 2 competitions I was WELL within the weight class, my recent focus on gaining actually had me in a state where I needed to be somewhat cautious, so I ensured to weigh myself on my home scale in full sweats first thing.  Upon seeing 83.4kg, I knew I was in the clear, but still decided to forego my traditional 40oz of green tea mixed with electrolytes until AFTER weigh in.  With a belly full of 14oz of piedmontese ribeye, 4 sunny side up eggs, a bunch of ghee and 1.5 strips of bacon leftover from my kid’s plate, I weighed in with full sweats at 185.6, which, with the 1lb allowance, meant I was cleared.

 

I got on the mat about an hour before my match, just to feel what it felt like.  Did a butterfly stretch and rolled onto my back, but ultimately spent 2-3 minutes “warming up” before sitting down and waiting for my match to start.

 

**MATCH 1**

 

 



 

 

The dude I was competing against chatted with my briefly before the match.  He asked where I trained out of and I said "I don't...but I wrestled in high school".  Well he relayed that to his coach, who stereotyped the hell out of me and kept yelling "He's going to hunt for the shot!  Watch out for the shot!"

 

Fun fact: I never shot in wrestling.  I was terrible at it.

 

But, that said, after too much time standing, we were warned that if we didn't have a takedown in the next 15 seconds, they were going to implement some sort of "get down" rule.  I'll admit I panicked upon hearing that, and decided to go for a takedown.  He responded by sinking a standing guillotine that was VERY locked in.  I got a little upset because I was violently tapping him and the ref was just ignoring it for nearly too long before finally someone from the audience yelled "He's been tapping for a while".

 

Upon reflection, there was no need to go for that takedown, because I realize, in all of these tournaments, I have NEVER felt threatened when I've been on the ground.  I may not have much in the way of offense there, but no one has ever put me in a threatened position.  So from here on out, I'll make them play my stupid game of standing until something happens, and if we get forced to the ground, even better.  Because on top of all that, I’ve never been taken down: I can keep things standing forever.

 

 

I DID benefit from that first round though.  Got to feel him out, determine he wasn't stronger than me, nor did he have better cardio than me.

 

**MATCH 2**

 



 

 

 

I took some lessons learned from that first match.  I decided to just be a bully this time.  I came out aggressive, shoved him, secured a thai clinch, which was of no value whatsoever but still cool, and forced my will on him.  At one point, we nearly repeated the same ending as before, with him locking in a guillotine, and it got me angry and I said to myself in my head "no this time motherf*cker!"  He pulled guard on me, and that's where I was better able to work my "magic".

 

 

I got out of the guillotine, and then just kept pressuring him as much as I could.  He went for a triangle, but I never felt threatened by it, and I just kept stacking and pressuring him.  Whenever I was in his guard, I'd put my weight on him, and I noticed that, whenever I got a forearm across his throat, he REALLY didn't like that.  He'd panic and give up position.  So, of course, I kept doing it.

 

 

Just like my other 2 competitions, I could feel the exact moment that his energy and strength left him, while I still felt dandy.  In my head I said "You seem tired: I can do this all day".  I guess I'm a nasty person inside my head.  I eventually wore him down to the point that he could no longer put up any resistance, at which point I locked in an Americana I had been hunting for for the whole match. 

 

Come time for the third match, and his corner informed me he wouldn't be coming out.  I had exhausted him so much he didn't want to do a third with me.  I had noticed between the first and the second match his fatigue level was already pretty heavy, and it seems he reached his limit.

 

 

What's cool is, on my record for this organization, it categorizes that final win as "win by KO"

 

              **WHAT’S NEXT?**

 




I’m just going to keep signing up for these as long as they’re convenient for my schedule.  In an ideal world, I’d love to get back into training again, but it’s just not in the cards currently as far as my available bandwidth goes.  It’s not “I don’t have time”, it’s “The time I have, I prioritize for other things”.  Ultimately: time with my family.  That’s WHY I lift weights at 0400 in my garage: that’s when my family is asleep, so they don’t miss me.  Sooooo, if I found a school that was open at 0400, I’d give them a go.

 

Meanwhile, what’s next on the competition front is a 10 mile race in the first week of April and a strongman competition in the second week.  In between that, I have 2 cruises and have drafted out a plan with Tactical Barbell to carry me through this next cycle of competition.

Tuesday, December 3, 2024

OPERATION CONAN SITREP 2: TACTICAL BARBELL MASS PROTOCOL 12 WEEK CHECK IN

**INTRO**


This captures so much of the awesome in just one shot




 

My love affair with the Tactical Barbell Mass Protocol continues, and I don’t foresee any stopping in the near future.  In fact, I’ve already planned out my training until my next strongman competition on 12 Apr, and it’s all Tactical Barbell, and even after that I genuinely don’t see any reason I would pivot (although, fair warning, I’ve been listening to a lot of Matt Wenning recently, and the idea of Wenning Warm Ups and conjugate is sounding cool, so who knows).  And with that understanding, I figured it was appropriate to do another “check in” rather than a program review, because I’m not done yet, but I’m approaching the conclusion of the 12th week of running the Mass Protocol, and given that so many of my program reviews were on 6 week programs, writing at the 12 week point seems fitting.

 

**WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW**


Honestly a bit dramatic


 

If you recall from my previous check-in, the Mass Protocol contains a base building section, which transitions into a general mass section, and then into a specificity section.  I skipped the base building (at my own peril) as I felt I was in a good enough place for that before starting, and ran the general mass protocol of “Grey Man” for 3 cycles (9 weeks).  From there, I made the transition to the specificity programs, selecting Specificity Bravo (for reasons I will detail momentarily).  Traditionally, one would do a bridge week between the programs here as a transition, but I opted not to PURELY due to scheduling: I have a cruise (like, buffet on a boat kind) coming up between Christmas and New Years that will time out PERFECTLY with me completing 2 3 week Specificity cycles at this point, which will serve as an EXCELLENT bridge week before I return home and start back into training/eventual strongman prep.

 

With this being the 12th week, it means I am finishing my first cycle of Specificity Bravo and prepping to start my second one.

 

**FROM GENERAL TO SPECIFICITY: WHY I WENT FROM GREY MAN TO SPECIFICITY BRAVO**


The B game is always the better choice


In full disclosure, my original plan WAS to do Specificity Alpha rather than Bravo.  The former is similar in structure to the ever popular PHUL program (which I’ve never run myself, but am familiar with) it that it’s 4 days of lifting with 2 days dedicated to lower reps with higher weight (strength days) and 2 days dedicated to higher reps and moderate weights (hypertrophy days).  Bravo, meanwhile, is pure hypertrophy days, still 4 days a week, with a A/B/A/B alternating approach, with the percentages ticking up each workout.  For the sake of preserving the content of the book, I won’t go into further detail, but you see the difference: once had all hypertrophy days, one had a mix.

 

Alpha appealed to me, HOWEVER, on the final week of 3 cycles of Grey Man, I found myself unable to complete a single trap bar pull at the prescribed weight, let alone a work set.  My lower back was incredibly overtaxed, and in dire need of fatigue dissipation.  I’ll address WHY I was experiencing that fatigue later, but to assuage your fears: it was not a fault of Grey Man/Tactical Barbell programming.  I COULD have accomplished fatigue dissipation with a bridge week, but as I noted earlier: my schedule didn’t support that.  I realized my other option was to select Bravo instead and let the time with the lighter weights give me some time to let that fatigue dissipate. 

 

However, the more I looked into it, there was one other thing I really appreciated about transitioning from Grey Man to Bravo: I could use ALL the same exercises.  When it comes to the specificity phase, you’re supposed to select a certain amount of movements to train depending on the protocol, with the strength cluster of Alpha being pretty rigid on the squat, bench press, weighted pull up and deadlift, and the hypertrophy cluster being in the 4-8 range of TOTAL movements.  Bravo, being absent of the demand for a strength cluster, allots for 6-12 movements to be selected.  If you recall from Grey Man, there are a total of 4 strength movements each day (2 trained on day A, 2 on day B) and 6 (max) supplemental cluster movements (3 on day A, 3 on day B).  This results in a total of 10 movements…which meant, when it came time to design my hypertrophy clusters for Bravo, I could just select all 10 movements from Grey Man and call it good.  Not only did this require no thinking/tinkering on my part, but it ALSO meant that whatever I did on Bravo was going to have direct and immediate carryover for whenever I transitioned back to Grey Man.

 

**HOW I STRUCTURED THE TRAINING**

Hah!  As if I have monkey/typewriter funding


 

With Grey Man, my day A was Squat, Axle Strict Press (overhead), Incline DB bench, chins and Glute Ham Raises.  My day B was Low handle trap bar lift, axle bench press, dips, lever belt squat and axle curls.  Because Bravo trains 4x a week, there was no way to allow for a minimum full day of rest between days while staying within the 7 day structure of the cycle, which meant the same muscles could NOT be trained on Day A and B (according to the rules of the program).  To make this happen, I effectively created an “anterior chain/posterior chain” split, or a full body push/pull split.  My day A for Bravo was Squat, Lever Belt Squat, Axle Strict Press, Axle Bench Press, Incline DB Bench, and Dips.  This left a Day B that was Trap Bar Pulls, Chins, Curls and GHRs…which WAS 10 total moves, but somewhat imbalanced between the two days.  I contemplated removing flat bench from day A, as it felt redundant with all the other pressing on that day, but after running day A the first time as written and seeing how outstanding awesome it was, I settled on throwing in reverse hypers on Day B.  I had been doing them on my non-lifting days when running Grey Man, so now they were legitimately established into the protocol.

 

Because you’re allowed 1-2 minutes of rest between sets, and because the workouts repeat twice in the week but with higher percentages on the second workout, I tried as hard as possible to stick with strict 1 minute rests for the first two workouts of the week.  This way, I had some leeway to creep into that 2 minute mark later in the week when the weights were heavier.  If I took max rests at the start, I had nowhere to “hide” on those second workouts. 

 

Similarly, because the plan called for 4-5 sets, I stuck with 4 sets for this first cycle.  It gave me the option to keep the weight the same and do 5 sets on the next cycle, or up the weight and stick with 4 sets.

 

**CONDITIONING**

Not as much of this as you would think


 

Conditioning during Specificity phases is a departure from general mass.  Whereas I was going 1 hour of walking twice a week, alongside getting in much leisure walking, specificity calls for 1-2 high intensity sessions per week.  These sessions do not exceed 20 minutes, and are focused on getting the heart rate high and then letting it return before starting the whole process again: interval training.  I took to doing hill sprints once a week and then “Reset 20s” on my Bas Rutten Body Action System (basically a free standing heavy bag) once a week.  The sprints were doing on Wed, between lifting workouts (trained on Mon/Tue/Thurs/Fri), while reset 20s were on weekends (typically Sundays).  I still engaged in leisure walking as often as I could, not for the sake of the program, but because it’s one of my favorite physical activities to do and it was imposing no recovery demands on me.

 

I enjoyed the higher intensity work as a departure from the low intensity stuff.  The workouts were short and I could squeeze them in a bit easier on my schedule.  It took a lot of self control to NOT try to push them harder/longer, but I’m trying REALLY hard to comply with the instructions and give this an honest approach.

 

**WHAT WAS UP WITH MY LOWER BACK?**

 

I don't understand why this is so hard to understand



I’d like to be brief here, but this check in is already getting out of hand.  Prior to even starting Tactical Barbell, my body was wrecked as a result of prepping for my most recent strongman competition, which I detailed in my last write up.  Biggest issue I was dealing with was some intense hip pain, which would, in turn, force me to squat VERY slowly, which ended up loading up my lower back quite a bit. I found a solution in the form of reverse hypers, HOWEVER, like many tragic stories, eventually the cure became the poison, and I was doing reverse hypers too often with too much load.  Along with this, when I first began eating carnivore back in Mar of 2023, I completely changed my squat form, going from low bar, belted, moderate stance width powerlifting legal depth to VERY high bar, no belt, close stance, rock bottom squats.  I did this because I was going to be losing weight, and I didn’t want to see my numbers on the squat fall, so I decided to use an entirely new style of squat so I could actually progress on that WHILE weight dropped.  However, this style of squat TOTALLY doesn’t suit my body, with a short torso and long legs, and I would end up loading up my lower back quite a bit to maintain form WHICH, without a belt, just compounded things.  There were a few other factors at play as well, but ultimately I was just slamming my lower back with too much stimulus and never giving it time to recover.

 

So what I did during Specificity Bravo was bring back the belt in limited dosages.  Since workouts repeat in a week while percentages increase, I would do the first week’s workout WITHOUT a belt, and the second week’s workout WITH a belt.  This gave me a chance to still groove beltless work and get whatever benefits are associated with that, while also allowing me to belt up and reduce lower back fatigue on the heavier workouts, right before my 2 day break on the weekend.  I also reduced the weight I was using on my reverse hyper warm-ups, and went from training the reverse hyper 7x a week to 4-5x.  One other change I made was, instead of using the ab wheel after every workout (more on that in a bit), alternated between ab wheel and hanging leg raise every other training day.  Switching up the stimulus seemed to go a long way.

 

**WHERE I DEVIATED**


I try to keep mine cheeky and fun


 

Minimally.  I am really trying to give this program a fair shake.  I included ab and rear delt training on every lifting day (ab wheel/hanging leg raise and band pull aparts), and I entertained the idea of using the prowler vs doing sprinting, but so far I’ve stuck with the recommendations.  I do train martial arts 3x a week, and I engage in as much leisure walking as I can, but that’s about it as far as the training does.

 

As for the nutrition…

 

**THE NUTRITION**


THIS is best in life


 

I am still sticking with the protocol I was using the last time I wrote about this: protein sparing modified fast on weekdays, leading up to one big meal in the evening.  On weekends, I eat two meals: a breakfast in the morning and an evening meal.  When I eat, its carnivore.  I’m eating this way because it’s been my favorite way to eat.  I love feasting, and I don’t care about eating frequently.

 

**RESULTS**


Pretty much like this, without having to send in box top receipts


 

In total, I’ve been following Mass Protocol for 12 weeks, and as of the start of the 12th week I’m up 9lbs, having started at 79.1kg and weighing in at 83.2kg.  I apologize for mixing pounds and kilos, but my bathroom scale is stuck in kilos for some reason.  And again: I have gained this weight WITHOUT macro or calorie counting, on a VERY low carb diet, with one big meal a day on weekdays.  Pretty much eating the wrongest way possible.

 

Along with that, I’m absolutely getting stronger.  When I first started Mass Protocol, I did 4x8x285 on the squat as part of a superset with 4x8 sets of axle strict press.  After the set of squats, I’d rest 1 minute before starting the press, and then I’d rest 1 minute from the press to start the next set of squats.  So I was getting well over 2 minutes of rest between sets, and by the end of those 4 sets, I legit thought I would have to quit lifting, as I was in so much pain and so exhausted.  On the start of the first workout of the third week of Specificity Bravo (12 weeks total on Tactical Barbell), I did 4x8x285 with 1 minute strict rests between sets with MUCH faster squats and rapidly transitioned to 4 sets of belt squats with the same rest periods.  My pressing strength continues to climb as well. 

 

Suffice to say: I’m a fan of this program, and excited to continue running it through April.

 

 

Friday, November 29, 2024

PROGRAMMING AS I SEE IT: PROGRAMS VS ROUTINES

**INTRO**

 

Typically, I write these things from start to finish, to include the intro, but this time I save it for last and I’m glad I did, because this grew into a BEAST of a post.  My original intent was to just jot down a very basic understanding of programming as it relates to training, ultimately demonstrating the difference between a program vs a routine (a quest I’ve undertaken on many occasions).  However, as Dan John has observed in his own writing, the more you try to simplify things, the more complicated they get, which is why he’s written 3 books (over 600 pages total) on Easy Strength, which is a workout that was given to him in 6 sentences.  And I actually ended up cutting this short, because I could see it still running away from me as I was writing it, but I feel like this is a good enough baseline for the “common man” to be able to understand what programming is and is not.  This is not a manual on HOW to program, as I am not a coach and I have trained no clients.  Instead, this is more an explanation for what makes a program a program, and how to recognize the facets within a program for what they are and what they do.  With that, let’s start at the beginning, as that’s often a good place to start.


The stories are cooler in the Old Testament vs the New anyway


 

**STIMULUS AND FATIGUE**


Yeah, it's pretty much this




 

Fundamentally, all a program has to do is balance two variable: stimulus and fatigue.  All other elements of a program serve these two masters.  Stimulus is necessary in order to promote growth (from here on out, this will refer to growth of muscles, but this honestly applies to all manner of growth, to include conditioning, GPP, speed, power, strength, etc), and fatigue refers to the accumulation of damage/exhaustion one encounters through the pursuit of that stimulus.  These two forces are on opposite ends of the scale: the more we stimulate, the greater fatigue we accumulate, and as fatigue accumulates, unless we find a manner to recover from it, we lose our ability to stimulate any further.  Because it’s not the training that causes us to grow: it’s the RECOVERY from the training that results in growth.  If we just keep mashing that stimulus button and don’t ever find a chance to recover, we train ourselves into the ground and get smaller and weaker.

 

So we understand the intent of a training program: find a way to generate the necessary stimulus to trigger growth while ALSO finding a way to manage the fatigue that is accumulated so that we can continue the process of stimulate/recover in order to continue growing.  We are trying to find that goldilocks of total training volume.  It is this understanding that drives the structuring of a training program.  One can train 1 day a week or 7 days a week, so long as they are balancing stimulus and fatigue, which is why protocols like HIT can exist alongside the Bulgarian Method.  So what variables do we have in order to trigger stimulus?

 

**FREQUENCY, VOLUME, AND INTENSITY**


Just not all at the same time


 

We have training frequency (how often we train), training volume (how much we train within a given session) and training intensity (in this instance, how heavy we train, rather than “perceived intensity”, which is to say, how hard the training feels).  Much like stimulus and fatigue, these 3 dials must be properly adjusted in order to allow FOR that balance of stimulus and fatigue.  If you turn all 3 up to max, you get max stimulus AND max fatigue, which means no recovery, and ultimately burnout.  If you turn all 3 down all the way, you get no fatigue AND no stimulus, so you still don’t grow.  Once again: finding the balance is part of what makes a program a program, rather than a routine.

 

Breaking things down further, we can understand stimulus through the lens of volume on multiple levels.  Above, I wrote “within a given session” just to give vector to the conversation, but ultimately, with a program being a program, we’re going to understand volume from a wider perspective, to include weekly training volume and training volume within a training cycle.  Is it possible to “overtrain” in the span of one day?  We can call that “overreaching”.  We’ve seen/heard the stories about people doing their first crossfit class and developing rhabdomyolysis, and you can certainly do something like the 10k swing challenge in one day and push yourself too hard, but typically, in the discussion of “overtraining”, we’re referring to pushing beyond the bounds of recoverable fatigue for a long and consistent timeframe to the point that recovery is no longer possible without SIGNIFICANT intervention, such as multiple weeks away from training.  Which, in that regard: an intelligently designed program will seek to mitigate this, ideally through intelligent application of training volume across the duration of a training cycle.  So what are ways to effectively manage volume?

 

Herein we have the other 2 variables at play: frequency and intensity.  If we determine how much volume we need in order to trigger the desired stimulus to grow, we now have to determine how we want to divide this volume in order to effectively trigger stimulus without overcoming our body’s ability to manage the fatigue.  This is how you see programs that can be so wildly different yet still effective: they’re finding the volume needed to grow and parsing it out as necessary.  HIT style training may only have “one” workset, but it tends to include a lot of ramping up TO that one set, and once that one set is done, it’s followed with a bunch of intensity modifiers to eek out even more reps, pushing way into the recovery well of the trainee and absolutely obliterating them with stimulus…which is why the training is so infrequent.  Contrast this with more traditional higher volume training, which employs more worksets and tends to leave reps in reserve, which allows a better opportunity to recover from session to session, allowing for more frequent training in order to continue to trigger the same amount of stimulus.


A pretty good demonstration of the effects of both methods

 


And in all this discussion about fatigue, I haven’t even discussed the OTHER element of a program that makes a program a program: fatigue MANAGEMENT.  Because as we’ve discussed: if we overcome the body with fatigue in the pursuit of stimulus, we ultimately regress.  An intelligently designed program needs to find some way to deal with all of this.  One of the simplest ways to do so is a prescribed deload: a period of time with reduced, if not completely eliminated, stimulus, in order to allow fatigue to mitigate.  Matt Wenning talks about incorporating these into Westside style conjugate, and Jim Wendler includes them in 5/3/1, Tactical Barbell refers to them as “Bridge Weeks”, and I honestly first learned about the idea from Pavel Tsastouline’s book “Beyond Bodybuilding”, but John McCallum wrote about downtime in “The Complete Keys to Progress” and really, the precedent exists in a LOT of other places as well.  Like getting an oil change BEFORE your engine blows up, the idea of a deload is that it’s PREVENTATIVE maintenance: you take the deload BEFORE you need it.  Because as we’ve discussed: when we push too far into fatigue, we overwhelm our ability to recover so much that we require significant intervention.

 

However, for some trainees, “deload” is a dirty word.  Some believe that you can effectively manage stimulus and fatigue simply with intelligent programming, and that an intelligent program, by definition, is one that does not NEED a deload.  There’s enough people out there that can make this work that I believe it’s true, and ultimately it’s going to require a solid understanding of your own body, fatigue indicators, and an ability to only push as hard as necessary to generate stimulus in your training.  I know some dudes even make use of specific fatigue tracking software, to include monitoring of resting heart rate increase and the “pen tap test”, as a means of monitoring fatigue status.  In either instance, once again, we observe what makes a program a program: it has SOME form of fatigue management in place.

 

 

There is also room for discussion for ACTIVE fatigue management.  Which is to say, the elements of recovery.  Ignoring non-training ones, such as sleep and food (to which the Barbarian Brothers are famous for saying “There is no overtraining: only undereating and undersleeping”), along with things like ice baths, massage, etc, one can actually slot into their program training that has a restorative function rather than a function of stimulus.  Dan John refers to these as “tonic workouts”, and we’ve also heard of feeder workouts (not the same thing as feeder sets) and simple recovery workouts.  Here, the intent is to just get some light, restorative bloodflow to the muscles that were trained, in order to promote quicker recovery between workouts and alleviate soreness.  Light conditioning can also have this impact, with walking being one of the best examples.  One is not going to recover themselves out of a state of overtraining with these approaches, but they CAN be a useful means of immediate fatigue management in the scope of one’s overall programming, and they also tend to be a missing variable in many of the “programs” that are created by those lacking awareness of these principles.

 

**THE OTHER STUFF: PROGRESSIVE OVERLOAD, SETS, REPS AND MOVEMENTS**


All the small things...yes, I'm really dating myself here


 

Notice how I haven’t even discussed progressive overload, sets, reps or movement yet?  Yet, when a new trainee wants to discuss their “new program”, ALL that want to talk about are sets, reps and movements.  This is why program design is best left NOT to new trainees.  Which, on that note, they tend to overfixate on progressive overload, as though THAT is the answer to all programming concerns (or, more specifically, the answer to “what makes this a program and not a routine?”)  And yes, there is a significant issue of wheel spinning amongst the general populace, wherein they just go to the gym, move around a bunch, go home, and repeat for years on end, without producing any actual results because they’re not actually challenging themselves to IMPROVE during their sessions at the gym, but progressive overload is NOT the silver bullet it’s made out to be: it’s simply A manner of generating stimulus.

 

 

We’re going to get into “no true Scotsman” territory here, because technically what I’m about to say can be understood to mean “progressive overload”, but let’s appreciate what they layperson means when they say it: doing MORE than you did the last time you were at the gym. Super Squats makes this simple by keeping the sets and reps the same on the big set of squats (1x20) and telling the trainee to just add 5-10lbs to the bar each time they squat: that’s as basic as it can get with progressive overload.  You can also do this with a classic “double progression” approach: you pick a rep range (8-12), start at the bottom of that range, work up to the top of it over a series of sessions, then add weight and start the whole process over again.  There are other methods as well, but ultimately, all these methods accomplish is creating the STIMULUS we discussed earlier in order to trigger a growth response from the body.  In turn, commonly defined “progressive overload” is NOT necessary as a means to grow: it’s simply A way to grow.

 

John Meadows was notorious for never repeating the same workout twice: he’s always change things from workout to workout, and this was by design.  This allowed a natural form of autoregulation for the trainee, preventing them from becoming too skilled at a lift to the point where they were more improving their ability to RECRUIT motor units into the lift to maximize poundages lifted (which, in turn, can elevate the risk/consequences of the lift) and, instead, forcing them to focus on generating the necessary degree of strain in order to create the stimulus to grow.  The old adage “the body doesn’t know how much you’re lifting” holds quite true: one does not need to lift more weight from training session to training session, NOR do they need to increase reps/sets/volume/tonnage, etc: they simply need to generate the stimulus necessary to trigger a growth response.  What this DOES require is for a trainee to be in tune with their body enough to know when they’re actually pushing it to the point of triggering growth, which is why progressive overload tends to be the more preferred approach to “guarantee” results, but we say all this to acknowledge that this is simply A manner to achieve stimulus, with stimulus itself being more the primary concern of the roots of a program.  And, of course, I bring up Meadows, but he’s not alone in this approach: Jon Andersen also employs it, as did Ivan Putski, and if you read Jamie Lewis’ “365 Days of Brutality”, you’ll find that MANY old school musclemen were far more “ad hoc” in their training, choosing movements that DAY and just going hard on them until they were done.

 

Polish power BEFORE Mariusz


 

While on this discussion, some other methods we can employ to progress training include increasing training density (getting the same amount of work done in less time), increasing the speed that the bar/weight moves, improve our control over the weights, lift the same weight for the same reps while under a greater state of fatigue (Pavel Tsastouline had a great program based on this where you’d do the same exercises every day but switch the order of them), etc.  These metrics become helpful when we discover that we are, in fact, human and not necessarily always capable of adding weight to the bar every session.   

 

 

What else do beginners fixate on when it comes time to “write a program”?  Sets and reps of course.  And really, it’s just reps, because most beginners only the numbers 3 and 5 when it comes to sets (no one does 4 sets of 4, ever).  Beginner trainees tend to believe that rep range ultimately determines outcome of training, wanting to know what they strength rep range is vs the hypertrophy rep range vs the endurance rep range vs the cardio.  With just the briefest of scrutiny, all of this falls apart: we’re told that 8-12/15 is the “hypertrophy range” and anything above that is endurance/cardio…until you do Super Squats and live your life around a 20 rep squat set that makes you grow like an absolute weed for 6 weeks.  Or Dan John’s “Mass Made Simple”, which has you do a set of FIFTY reps with your bodyweight by the end of the program and, once again, triggers a LOT of growth.  Where else have we seen programs that trigger growth?  10x3 was very popular in the mid to late aughts, because it took the 3x10 convention and turned it on its head…and it STILL worked for creating hypertrophy.  Although we also found out we weren’t nearly as innovative as we thought, because Bruce Randall pitched the idea of flipping sets and reps in order to get in more reps with heavier poundages back in the 60s.  But it’s also interesting how that same 10x3 that promotes hypertrophy can ALSO promote speed when executed per Westside Barbell’s “Dynamic Effort Method”.  Heck, I always get frustrated when people see the 10x10 of Deep Water and assume it’s the exact same thing as German Volume training, because it’s a testament to how much folks only look at the sets and reps and never the actual PROGRAMMING of a program. 

 

What am I trying to get at with this diatribe?  Sets and reps are merely mechanisms available to determine/control the VOLULME of the training, which, in turn, is simply a mechanism meant to achieve stimulus without overexceeding the fatigue threshold.  The body isn’t a computer that you program with a certain formula of sets and reps and it spits out a predictable outcome: we’re simply employing these sets and reps with an intent of achieving the outcome of enough stimulation without too much fatigue.  In turn, sets and reps WILL vary by individual and can very well vary from day to day based off the needs of that individual in the moment.  Do “cookie cutter” routines work?  Absolutely: I’ve employed plenty of them myself, but the ones that DO work tend to be designed by someone with enough coaching experience that they CAN extrapolate a very GENERAL approach to training that will work with the majority of people.  When you’ve coached a few thousand athletes, you have a pretty good grasp of what generally works, and you can scribble that out on paper and give someone something that will get them some results, similarly to how a decent dietician can guesstimate the general amount of calories you should consume along with the foods that will trigger the least amount of inflammation/gut issues and promote the most general health (Hell, I suppose Stan Efferding can do both of these things, and so did John Meadows, and probably Justin Harris is a good pick, and Jon Andersen seems to be knocking this out too).  However, a brand new trainee, trying to extrapolate FROM the extrapolation, is setting themselves up for failure.

 

Stand on their shoulders, or else you'll get trampled


 

And from here, we have the discussion of movements, which, once again, those without experience simply sees as a means to train a MUSCLE, not understanding that the intent of the training is, once again, to generate stimulus to grow.  “Isn’t it stimulus of a MUSCLE to grow?”  No: stimulus of THE BODY to grow.  That seems like the same thing at an initial glance, but in the case of the former we observe trainees develop what Dan John refers to as “Frankenstein’s Monster training”: leg extensions for the quads, leg curls for the hamstrings, glute bridge for the glutes, flyes for the pecs, raises for the shoulders, etc.  There’s nothing wrong with isolation exercises, and focusing on a muscle is a great way to ensure that it grows, but herein we’re understanding two different types of stimulus: local (the muscle being targeted) vs systemic (the entire body).

 

This is why big heavy compounds are so prized in the world of physical transformation: yeah, they target a lot of muscles, but they also put the entire BODY under load, which, in turns, triggers that stimulus FOR the whole body to grow.  The squat will have the trainee place a heavy bar onto their spine and stand there for the duration of the set: signaling to the WHOLE body “we are going to need to get bigger and stronger so we can hold loads across our frame”.  This is how we get that wonderful hormonal response to training, what Dan John refers to as “The Hormonal Cascade”, which he admits he lifted from someone but I can’t remember who that is at the moment.  Consequently, it’s also why these movements are also quite uncomfortable and, in turn, frequently avoided by new trainees, much to their own downfall.  Their hope is that they can carefully curate the perfectly selected collection of movements that expertly targets each individual muscle they wish to train while avoiding anything that causes pain, discomfort, or awkwardness in order to achieve an awe-inspiring physique…but if it were that easy, EVERYONE would be jacked.

 

**ON TRAINING TO FAILURE, SPLIT STRUCTURE AND REP RANGE CONFUSION**


Let's not pretend that we all understand what it means to "train to failure" the same


 

Further into this pitfall, these trainees misunderstand what the stimulus to grow ACTUALLY is, hyper-fixating on the need to go to failure in order to trigger said stimulus.  Yes, training to failure CAN signal the body that it needs to grow, but it is not NECESSARY to do so, nor does it necessarily do so as well, AND, it can in fact have the opposite of intended effect, wherein it generates too much fatigue to be able to recover, resulting in REGRESSION rather than progress.   If we take High Intensity Training (HIT) as an example of “to failure” employed effectively, we observe how significant appropriate recovery is to the HIT protocol, with very infrequent training necessary in order to be able to recover from the very hard training.  We saw the same thing with Stuart McRobert in Brawn, and with the infamous “Super Squats” program.  Along with that, we see that these protocols make use of HARD compound exercises ALONG with training to failure to generate this stimulus.  Meanwhile, new trainees with hyper-fixate on training to failure and will intentionally pick movements that make training to failure EASIER to accomplish, because they are more concerned with the “to failure” aspect than the “hard movement” portion of “hard movement to failure”.  Lateral raises to failure, leg extensions to failure, curls to failure, etc.  Because they’re so concerned with achieving failure, they select no movements that put them under a total systemic load, and they short themselves on their results.  Meanwhile, they’re obliterating the muscles they CAN train, pushing beyond the point of their own recovery ability, and end up just spinning their wheels, training stupidly easy movements stupidly hard.      

 

This has already grown into a monstrous tome, and I still have some ideas that I want to throw out there and don’t have the patience to find a way to weave it in, so I’m just going to spit them out and then try to summarize.  Another dead giveaway of someone just Mad-Lipping their way through a program is not considering the impact of one’s day’s exercise to another.  I also get a great chuckle when I see a chest/shoulder day right before leg day, because this tells me this trainee has never tried to hold a barbell across their back when their pecs and front delts are SCREAMING at them from yesterday’s workout.  The other is on rep ranges: the notion that certain rep ranges have certain impacts tends to ignore the reality that certain movements simply benefit from certain rep ranges.  Instead, we get myths like “the rear delts need high reps to grow”.  No, it’s not that: try doing a heavy triple for a face pull: it’s not going to work.  It’s going to become a row.  To actually be able to hit the damn muscle, you have to take the weight down, which makes the reps go high.  In turn, you’re not training ineffectively if you end up doing a few hundred reps of band pull aparts: that’s about the only way you can get volume there.

 

**CONCLUSION**


Is anyone still there?


 

In summary, programming is a matter of balancing stimulus and fatigue: we must generate enough stimulus to promote growth while not generating enough fatigue to hinder/regress growth, cause injury, or enter a state of overtraining.  This represents the ideal total volume of training: balancing that razor’s edge.  To manipulate/control that volume, we can control the frequency of training, the volume within individual training sessions, the intensity of that training, and the implementation of fatigue recovery via a deload.  From there, the training plan itself is a matter of selecting movements that will generate stimulus on a systemic level, in order to promote whole body growth, along with on a local level, in order to provide targeted growth.  Sets and reps are merely a mechanism in order to achieve that desired total volume: there’s no wizardry with rep range equating outcomes.  Instead, it’s more the case that certain movements simply lend themselves to certain rep ranges.  Similarly, progressive overload isn’t the panacea it’s made out to be: it’s simply A method of ensuring that the desired stimulus to grow is utilized, typically in the instance of a trainee who lacks the body awareness to be able to push hard enough irrespective of the exercise being implemented.  In that regard, training to failure is also not necessary in order to generate this stimulus, and the pursuit of failure above all else can frequently result in ignoring the real variables necessary in order to grow.