Thursday, August 18, 2022

HOW I USED 5/3/1 BBB BEEFCAKE TO SQUAT 5X10X405 IN UNDER 19 MINUTES

(Hey folks, this was originally posted on a t-nation forum, which is why the formatting is a little different than usual, but it should still be readable)


Monday morning, at 0435, I achieved a goal that was a LONG time coming: I squatted 5x10x405. I did this with an Ironmind Buffalo Bar and a variety of bumper plates, by myself, in my power rack, in my garage, while a summer thunderstorm crashed around me, with Foo Fighters’ “All My Life” on a loop for the entire 18:58 time it took from start to finish (I billed it as 18:28 in my training log, because I give myself that first 30 seconds of the first set to walk up to the bar and get set up, but from that point on I’m on MY time).

I did this as part of the 5/3/1 program “5/31 Boring But Big Beefcake”. This was my third run of that particular 5/3/1 program, and each time I do it, I learn something new about training and about myself. I wanted to share what I did this time around to make BBB Beefcake fit me so that I could achieve my goal of 5x10x405.

I apologize, this is going to be long and self-aggrandizing, but I think it’s pretty awesome.

GETTING THE SPARK

  • Every time I’ve had significant success with any 5/3/1 program, it was because it came with some great “what if” sort of idea. The first time I ran Building the Monolith, it was “what if I could get the workotus done in under an hour?” I wrote about that here Building the Monolith Workouts in Under an Hour 4 . The first time I ran BBB Beefcake, it was “What if I followed this up with Building the Monolith and Deep Water to make a 26 week hypertrophy block?” The results of that got posted in the 2021 physical transformation challenge. This was no exception. I had a strongman competition coming up, the training block leading up to it was coming to an end, and I needed a new goal to chase, and 5/3/1 BBB Beefcake had become reliable, but I thought to myself “What do I want to achieve when it’s done?” And 5x10x405 squat was the answer.

  • In turn, the squat was the sole focus. This ended up being a bit of a blessing, as I sustained a torn muscle at the midpoint of the program (details to follow) that made some of the other lifts a bit trickier to work with, but through it all my squat remained strong and stable, and I could keep building on it.

  • When it comes to selecting these goals, I have a simple rule: I have to pick a goal that makes me thing “F–k me…ok let’s go” vs “F—k me that’s impossible”. 5x10x405 did just that. If I picked 5x10x495, I knew it was out of my reach.

  • Once I had the goal set, I picked a TM that would get me there within the second cycle. It’s worth noting that this TM was WAAAY too high as far as main work goes, which is what I’ll discuss next.

BEING THAT WHICH DOES

  • “Being that which does” is a concept I’ve written about on my blog, but ultimately in this case it boiled down to “If I want to squat 5x10x405, I have to be the person who squats 5x10x405”. So then you have to ask yourself: what does that person think and do?

  • That person follows @Dan_John ‘s mantra that “The goal is to keep the goal the goal”. Through this process, I physically transformed myself into a squatting for reps machine. What this entailed was a sharp nosedive of my top end strength. The first time I ran BBB Beefcake, I used 5s progression (5 reps for all main work sets). The next time I ran it, I took my TM up higher and ended up using 3s progression. My original plan for this run was to hit bare minimum reps (5 on 5s week, 3 on 3s week, 1 on 5/3/1 week), but toward the end I was only good for the second set of mainwork for a single. In a past life, I would have freaked out, abandoned the goal and lowered the TM so I could get back to hitting reps of main work, but I took Jim’s quote about the main work VERY liberally here

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  • In truth, I feel like I really TRULY understood this through this program.

  • The other thing the person who squats 5x10x405 does is EAT LIKE A CHAMPION. That phrase actually comes from Jim’s Building the Monolith article, and it’s such a good one. I’ll post some photos of some meals


Breakfast


Dinner


Another dinner


Pre-bed meal

  • For the most part, you’re looking at a lot of pasture raised whole eggs, egg whites, grassfed piedmontese beef, bison, and a variety of lean white meats and veggies, along with lots of nut butters and sunflower butter, and some fat free greek yogurt and grassfed cottage cheese, and avocados. I’ve summed up my diet as “Deep Mountain” before: the base is Jon Andersen’s Deep Water, with deviation permitted that fit within John Meadows (RIP) Mountain Dog Diet. It works for me. I also embrace Jon Andersen’s frequent feedings approach, not even really looking at things as meals but more just “feedings”. I wrote “breakfast” for one of those meals, but it was technically the 3rd time I had eaten that morning. I had either my morning Surge workout fuel (more on that later) or a slice of keto toast with sunflower butter, then a protein shake in between my lifting and conditioning workout, and THEN came back and smashed that breakfast. And I would eat as soon as I got to work, and keep eating through the day.

  • Another gem of Jim’s from his Building the Monolith workout is that you will NOT get fat eating in such a manner IF you are actually training hard. And that’s a big thing the guy who squats 5x10x405 does. There’s NO room for fear of getting fat: only fear of UNDEReating such that he’s not able to recover and be ready to perform when the time comes.

  • On that note, it’s worth appreciating the value of conditioning work as a hunger builder. Eating when you’re not hungry sucks. 15 minutes of conditioning can create enough hunger to eat MORE than enough to “undo” the calories burned.

EVEN MORE ON CONDITIONING

  • As written above, if nothing else, conditioning helps make you hungry. But conditioning has a LOT of value here. For one, when it came time for the squats themselves, my cardiovascular system has NO issue recovering. I set my initial rest time for 90 seconds, then went 120, 150 and 180, and I was really just letting my MUSCLES recover during that time. Every time I approached the bar, my heart rate was low, my breathing was normal, and I had one less thing to worry about. Same was true as I approached those later reps within sets: zero CV issues. That’s a big win. The fewer variables you have to deal with on game day, the better. This is also what allowed me to meet Jim’s standard of sub 20 minutes for the supplemental work.

  • I did conditioning everyday, multiple times a day, while achieving this goal. The guy who squats 5x10x405 is in PHENOMENAL shape, and he does absolutely nutty conditioning to get there.

  • To start, everyday, no matter what, I do 5 minutes of @Dan_John ‘s Armor Building Complexes ( 2 cleans, 1 press, 3 front squats 3 ) w/24kg bells. I’ve been doing this for about 6+ months now. Before that, I was doing Tabata KB front squats daily. Somehow, someway, everyday, I get them in.

  • Alongside that, I would end every 5/3/1 lifting session with some manner of conditioning work. This would typically be about 10-20 minutes of a variety of approaches, to include barbell/kettlebell/bodyweight complexes, crossfit WODs, KB swings, circuits, etc etc. I’ll post a few videos of some examples

Conditioning WOD: 10 minutes AMRAP of 5 burpee log viper presses & 4 double kb front rack lunges - YouTube

  • On my non-lifting days, I had one day dedicated to prowler work (I can discuss that if need be, but this is already a huge piece I’m writing), one day dedicated to weighted vest walking (80lb vest for 2 miles, stilling getting in some sort of conditioning circuit somewhere else in the day), and my Saturdays had me doing “Monument to Non-Existence”, which I’ll post a video of a few of those below and an article explaining what the hell it is
  • Much like “train harder than you fight”, I made condition so much hell on earth that 5x10x405 would feel like a breeze

ADVERSITIES ALONG THE WAY

  • On the final week of the first cycle, during the deadlift workout, I noticed I couldn’t even get the second set of mainwork off the floor. I THOUGHT I was playing it smart by not pushing it and just moving on to the supplemental work, but what ended up happening was, on the first very rep, I subluxed my left shoulder and the resulting rapid shift in weight caused me to tear a muscle somewhere along my tricep/teres minor

  • It took about 10 days for the bruising to show up, but I immediately realized I was f—ked up based off the SOUND my shoulder made when it happened. When I ruptured my ACL, tore my meniscus and fractured my patella in a strongman competition in 2015, it made a similar noise
  • I pivoted that workout and went with SSB good mornings for 5x10 to still meet intent. I had lost the ability to suspend myself from a hanging surface for several days, but each day I would progress a little further with some band assisted chins in order to force some healing bloodflow through the affected area and get it to “relarn” how to function. Within 4-5 days, I could do a full chin up again. By the second week of the second cycle, I could deadlift heavy enough to do 50 reps axle deadlifts of 361lbs using the “Malcolm X method”
  • That tear also made it tough for me to do any sort of upper body pulling in general, so a lot of rows were out. Amazingly, I could still do cleans. My pressing was unstable for a week or 2, but sorted itself out.

  • That knee I mentioned earlier swole up something fierce the week before I was to squat my goal. Humidity had gotten bad, I had pushed it hard on a Saturday workout, and it got to the point where I needed a weighted load just to BEND the knee in the first place. It was frequently in pain as well. Amazingly, a 5 mile walk up and down some hills seemed to help heal it up.

  • In both cases, I REFUSED to let these things keep me from my goals. I willed them to heal, because I had a goal: squat 5x10x405 at the end of BBB Beefcake. You can get a LOT done if you simply refuse to accept the alternative.

  • Just as a fun aside, I showed up for my deadlift workout the week after the tear, tried to pull heavy, couldn’t, so I decided I would use that day to do 800 bodyweight dips while doing 5 high handle trap bar lifts of 225lbs every minute on the minute

PROGRAM DEVIATIONS

  • It’s already apparent from what I’ve written that I’ve mutated 5/3/1 BBB Beefcake to suit my needs. I just wanted to include some wavetops of changes.

  • For the 5s week, I took to using the “Malcolm X Method”, getting the 50 reps “by any means necessary” rather than a 5x10 approach. I detailed the success of that method in a link I’ll post below, but the bottom line is that it’s awesome and something I’ll be making use of in the future

  • For all my pressing, I took all sets from the floor. I find this has a much better metabolic response compared to pressing from the rack. The main work was typically clean once and press away, while the supplemental had me cleaning each rep whenever possible.

  • I employed pause benching for the 5s and 3s week during the supplemental. Once again, it made things harder.

  • I’ve already detailed the psychotic conditioning I did, turning the TMs up WAY too high, placing the main work on the back burner, but, as it most likely obvious, my assistance work was turned way up high as well.

SOME BEFORE AND AFTER

  • I started this program at the leanest I’d ever been, weighing in at 178lbs while fully clothed, a weigh in I had no intention of doing, but I was about to fly back home and needed to see if my luggage was underweight. Since that time, I’ve resumed not weighing myself, but do have photos of between then and now. I’ve definitely filled out


CONCLUSION/TAKEAWAYS

  • Set your goal, keep your goal, do the things that achieve that goal, and pick your battles. You can’t be great at everything all the time, but you can be awesome at something if you do what it takes to be that which does it.

  • I have even more I can write, but this is pretty goddamn wordy as it is. If people would like, I can detail an example “day in the life” regarding training and nutrition, keeping in mind I don’t track calories/macros.

Friday, August 12, 2022

ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN MYSELF: MONUMENT TO NON-EXISTENCE



I can only summarize so much insanity


This may actually become a continuing series for the blog, because I feel like it’s got some legs, but something I get a LOT of questions about these days is my Saturday workout of “Monument to Non-Existence”, an example of which I’ll post below





And for those that can’t watch the video, this particular version of the workout had me do 15 barbell front squats, afterwards I immediately rack the bar and get under it for 20 squats, then I dump the bar behind me and head straight forward into the rack to do 25 safety squat bar squats, then turn around to the dumped bar and do 30 deadlifts with it.  All of this with a weight of 225lbs


There’s been other versions of this.  The OG version had me do 20 squats to 20 deadlifts into a bunch of different Crossfit WODs, and I most recently did a variation that was 20x100lb log viper presses, 18x135 stone to shoulders, 16x155 keg one motion overheads, 13x185 front squat to back squat and 11x225 SSB squats





I share these videos because, quite frankly, I’m proud of them and they’re absolutely bonkers, and each time I get questions about them that I find EQUALLY bonkers, because I feel like the answers are self-evident, but “allow me to explain myself”.


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So first, the name.  “Monument to Non-Existence” is a quote from the Final Fantasy IV Villain “Kefka”


Considering he's one of the few villains to actually succeed...he's worth listening to



I picked that name because, 1: it’s awesome, but 2: this workout is like a final boss fight in a Japanese RPG.  You defeat one form, only to move on to the next and the next: each getting progressively more challenging as you go.  As I’ve gone through, I’ve numbered and named different permutations of it, but the core is the same: various movements, higher reps, no rests.




THE most common question I get, whenever I do something like 13 front squats is 


“Why 13 instead of 15?  Why 18 instead of 20?”


This is how I imagine those people to be



Folks: WATCH THE VIDEO!  That’s as many as I could do!  You’re seeing a man die out there!  Typically, from there, I have to figure out what the rest of the rep progression is going to be.


And that’s one of the keys to this workout: it’s controlled chaos.  It starts out as a rough outline in my mind, and shapes itself MIDWORKOUT.   “Chaos is the plan”, and it could not be more in effect than it is in this moment in time.




So let me walk it back a little bit and explain intent, because that may help.


Honestly this about sums it up



I’m no longer working many shifts, and have a pretty stable 9-5ish M-F kinda gig.  What this means is that my weekends are time I get to spend with my family.  It also means that my 0330 workouts are less than ideal, because my wife would like to wake up next to me at least a FEW times a week.  I lucked out in that regard.  In turn, I do all my long workouts during the work week, ending with deadlifts on Friday.


So Saturday rolls around and I wanna get in something to get some restorative bloodflow into the muscles that were trained.  BUT, I DON’T want it to take a long time.  15 minutes max would be ideal.


Along with this, in my training plan there are movements I WANT to include but simply don’t due to time constraints.  We’re back into the realm of opportunity costs.  Time spent training X could be spent training Y.  Right now, those movements include the SSB Squat and the Front Squat.  So now I have a chance to shoehorn that all in here into one workout and get the reps in.




“How did you select the weight?”


That'll do the trick



That’s another really common question, and typically people want to know what my maxes are so they can replicate the effort on their own.  Weight selection has always been by “plate milestone”.  225, 315, 405, etc.  The only exception was the strongman focused one I did, and for that I was using unloaded implements, so I went as light as they could go.  Aside from the version where I go for 20 reps at the start, it’s not about getting a certain amount of reps: it’s about getting as many reps WITH that weight and going from there.  


I picked 225 for the version where I drop the barbell because that seemed light enough not to damage my floor with the crash pads.      




“So is this a conditioning workout or a strength workout?”


This is how you're coming across...



This question is the ultimate “not getting it”, and again, one of those “watch the video” sorta moments.  


This is an “overcoming” workout.  


THE most critical part is the transition.  The transition between the front squat to the squat, and the squat to the SSB squat specifically.  The shorter that transition, the more effective the workout, because THAT is CHOOSING to “run into the fire”.


This workout is always the hardest workout of my week.  It absolutely sucks, and what blows my mind is that, when it’s all over, it’s ONLY been 15 minutes.  I’m going through a legit vision quest every time I do those SSB squats: talking to myself the whole time and finding out who I REALLY am under that bar.  Once I unrack the bar for that first rep of the front squat, I’m locked into the worst ride through Hell I can imagine.  And the thing is, I can choose to quit at ANY TIME, and that’s the point.  It’s why that transition is so huge: it’s all a decision at that point.  Do we stop and take a break, or do we continue on to the next level?  The longer the pause to make that decision, the less I am. I pride myself on just how quick I can turn around and get in that first rep.  Once that rep is done, I can rest all I want…with the bar on my back. 


Yeah pretty much this



Yes, the workout has a conditioning effect.  Yes, it has an active recovery effect.  Yes, it builds strength, but fundamentally, this is me taking a day each week to come up with something awful to subject myself to and FORCE myself to make the decision to keep going through it when opportunities are abound to abandon it at any time.  This workout is a “everything” workout.  When you do it, you get better at everything, and it only takes 15 minutes…and they will be the 15 hardest minutes of your life.


Why not give it a go?!


Thursday, August 4, 2022

BEHIND THE 8-BALL

One of the biggest struggles I’ve had for writing this post was coming up with a title: I had too many to choose from!  I settled on “behind the 8-ball”, but other choices were “You’re failing: how excellent” and “No better place to be than surrounded by the enemy”, and the fact I was struggling to choose between so many great answers was one of those “life imitates art” proof of concepts.  Primarily because my goal is to discuss just how awesome it is when things AREN’T going great, because it allows you SO many more amazing options compared to when things are dialed in and perfect.  For the life of me, there’s no better place to be than behind the 8-ball.


Some of us a bit more familiar with the 8-Ball than others...



This notion upsets so many trainees who are hoping to “outsmart” physical transformation.  They think that, if they frontload their training career with a bunch of reading (by which I mean watching videos, by which I mean Instagram shorts, by which I mean memes of shorts), they’ll have ALL the answers BEFORE they even lift their first weight, and be guaranteed the MOST gains per ounce of effort, ensuring maximal efficiency of effort and optimization, not like those big dumb meatheads at the gym who just show up for a few decades and get jacked.  MAN…that was quite a sentence.  Anyway…yeah, that’s just silly.  We’ve all seen how that shakes out.  Absent an actual physical understanding and experience, all this “knowledge” is just trivia.  The trainee can’t comprehend the nuance or application of the information: they know it purely on an “intellectual” level (heavy emphasis on the quotes).  Similar to how Peggy Hill spoke Spanish on “King of the Hill”: the person who is only educated through literature and does not have the necessary pedigree of application is, at best, HALF educated.


But that’s not even what I meant to write about, so consider that paragraph just a little present from me to you.  I just wanted to point out the demographic of people that get anxiety about being behind the 8-ball.  And clearly, that’s not a demographic you want to belong to.  So, in turn, those that appreciate being behind the 8-ball tend to be those that have an appreciation for the reality of physical transformation: the “human” element, the chaos factor, all those elements that come into play when we have to live outside of a vacuum and inside of reality.  And when we deal with reality, we deal with things like injuries (minor or significant), compromised sleep schedules, compromised nutrition, compromised training situations (ever roll up to the gym ready to get in a monster squat session only to find out that someone bent the ONE decent barbell?) etc etc.  


But I'm sure what's holding you back is lack of high quality nutrition and a reverse hyper...



The thing is: these limitations are LIBERATING, NOT confining.  Because now that we are BEHIND the 8-ball, we are no longer restricted to making the perfect decision: we can instead simply try to do the best with what we have.  Instead of using the “right” volume, the right intensities, the right movements, the right rest periods, etc, we use the “right now”.  We let EFFORT dictate our plan: so long as we’re sending it, we’re doing our part.  And how much simpler can things be than to only need to focus on ONE variable?  When all else is chaos, “effort” is the one variable we control, so let’s make it our guide and measure all efforts AGAINST effort.


Recently, I had to travel for work for 4 days, come home for 1 day, turn right around and travel for 7 days for leisure.  The 4 days for work allowed me access to a hotel fitness center with 50lb dumbbells, the days at home I had 2 20kg kettlebells stashed at my parent’s house.  I got in 11 of the absolutely craziest workouts I’d ever done in my life during those 11 days, because I no longer was constricted by a plan nor did I have any ability to be in a BETTER situation.  I had what I had, and the only variable I could control was effort, so I turned that up to 11 and got after it.  And when I returned home, the very next day I started 5/3/1 BBB Beefcake, jumped into the deadlift workout first thing, and didn’t skip a beat, because all that effort reflected in my ability to push myself, even THOUGH I had dropped to the lowest bodyweight I’d held in 15 years.  


This is what living off fish tacos and In n Out gets you



And we can put ourselves behind the 8-ball WITHIN a training session itself!  And when we do so, we alleviate all pressure on ourselves to meet or match any previous bests: once again, all we can lean on is effort.  This morning, after my bench workout, I did a gnarly conditioning workout where I set a goal to get 50 burpee chins done as fast as possible BUT, every minute on the minute, I would do 2 Barbell Bear Complexes with 95lbs.  I got it done in 11:53…then immediately grabbed my 24kg kettlebells to do 5 minutes of Armor Building Complexes, per my daily routine.  On MOST given days, I average around 23-26 rounds of ABCs in 5 minutes.  Today, I managed 18, because I was BEHIND THE 8-BALL.  I wasn’t doing these fresh: I was doing these after nearly 12 minutes of constant movement, at the END of a bench press workout.  I was GRINDING reps out: this was absolutely brutal, ugly and SLOW…but the EFFORT was as high as it’s ever been, and I know that, from that, I was growing.


When we get behind the 8-ball with injury or equipment limitation, we are no longer beholden to make the “best choice”: we simply choose that we can do best AT THAT TIME and send forth maximal effort.  When our sleep is compromised, we simply train as hard as we can.  Same with our nutrition.  Or how about when our nutrition is compromised, we simply eat as well AS WE CAN?  We get the fast food salad, or the burger with no buns, and are at peace that we exerted our maximal effort of choice.  We are no longer confined to ONLY one path, but can instead choose from a variety of adequate choices and give it our all.  


No



There’s no better place to be than behind the 8-ball: because there is where you find freedom.